Bad is when you spend over 10 minutes huffing and puffing on the porcelain goddess, having to read some crap C-lister-last-year's magazine that came free with the neighbor's paper* to achieve just a 'dollop'.
Worse is when the dollop left little brother literally hanging behind, and when you wipe you smear 'little brother' all over.
Worst is when there isn't even any paper.
